Cat's Glitterbox

Blind Hunters vs. Christian Hunters, only on Pay-Per-View

- World's Best Mustard, Herlocher's -- Toilet seat update disappoints -- Vegetarian Taco Bell -- Holiday tips... uh tip... deli tray -- Beer with nicotene, soda pop with fat -- Fellowship of Christian Hunters, kill a deer for Jesus -- Blind hunting turn your volume down for this one, Chris loses his mind -- No-gun robberies in Canada and cell phones -- Cat, wisely, skips a disturbing story -- Holiday Gift #2, Johnny-light, toilets... light 'em up! -- Enemies of Steve Jobs are enemies of ours -- Enemies of Billy Corgan are enemies of ours -- Chris' heartfelt apology for singing anything by Toto.

GlitterSnippet - 15 Minutes of Infamy

- The 45 minute show that's 15 -- Speaking in 3rd person -- Stonewall FC revisited, Pink News -- Advertising works -- Hip talk from old, white suburbanites, Frenchifying words... like Target (tar' zshay) -- We disillusion our listeners -- Abrupt ending leaves bad taste.

Cat Wants a Stonewall FC Shirt

- 2 hollow minutes -- Amanda Lepore's interesting swatch -- The English Football Association's approach to gay footballers, Stonewall FC -- Cat's disgust for people in groups, not our wonderful listeners, of course -- The female ego and men love their bellies -- Pat Robertson's brain dies, but his mouth continues its unstoppable march to banality.

20 Minutes Gay, 11 Minutes Smoking Ban

- Sheryl Swoopes comes out and Cat's brother goes in - Elvis wants a badge - Noah's Arc on Logo - Catholic League President in a word: asshole - Homophobia poll, simple visceral human ignorance - Sadly, MoveOn.org hocks us off... smoking ban discussion lights up - Do away with groups.

Glued Body Parts and Chris Loves Gwen

- Is Gwen Stefani cool? Britney Spears is definitely not, Why Cat didn't vote, Glued to the toilet follow-up - Cat sheds new light, Pay toilets - the mind goes where the Podcast is, Genitals glued to the abdomen - don't forget the asshole!, Drunken moose, "Shoot Don't Shoot" update, Tyra Banks loves the GLBT and we love her for it, Bush backers must realize they've backed the wrong horse... probably not, Oprah says "Don't drink after 6".

"Shoot Don't Shoot" Kills (Cat's sleeper topic)

- Ear bud cover as a finger beret, who's Ira disappoints, fortune cookies live (Chris rooked), the march to 10000 listeners, taser cameras - shock 'em on film - possible reality tv boost, Brazil's first gay tv kiss watched by more than World Cup final (yayayayay), Cat's "shoot - don't shoot" bit almost kills Chris, 30 seconds to Mars' "Attack" - Jordan Catalano brings it home.

Please Kiss!


In front of ze favrit keyboard

Who's Ira? (better as it goes)

- Toilet rehash, self-analysis when dealing with close-minded assholes, who's Ira?, Cat's amazing powers of Brady Bunch recall and World Cup goal predictions, TV shows that kill characters, addicted to Advil.

A Tale of Two Shows (one was funny)

- Breathe deep, Home Depot's sticky toilets, We love Yoko, thermostats disgust discussed, people wearing cell phone headphones in stores that make you think they are talking to you, yawning while you deliver the embarrassing news, disagreeing friends dumped.

Cat's Unread Tyra Poem

- organic food for fleas, tyra banks' 350 pound suit and her dimpled ass, pet radio for people, dear abbey lives... maybe, fame the tv show on dvd brings goosebumps.

A New Blog... We've Moved!

We've moved to TypePad. God forgive us for trying someone else first.